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26 Reasons Why Chris Thorndyke is a Freak.

Thu Jun 10, 2004, 6:37 PM
I'm doing this in advertisement and support of my club XD.

1. HE'S A FREAK.

2. HE'S FREAKING UGLY.

3. He's a hermaphrodite probably.

4. He's voiced by a woman named Suzanne.

5. He rapes hedgehogs.

6. He takes the spotlight from other people, e.g Amy as the damsel.

7. HE'S A FREAKING SNOB.

8. HE STOPPED THE SHADAMY MOMENT.

9. He's selfisher than Janet Jackson.

10. HE KIDNAPPED SONIC.

11. He uses Tails as a pilot cheauffeur.

12. He's a pansy.

13. He stole Tails and Amy's roles.

14. HE WAS A CRAP PLOT DEVICE. e.g in Chaos 6 instead of Froggy on SA, on ARK on SA 2.

15. WHY DIDN'T BIG SQUISH HIM? GAAAAH.

16. HE'S A RIP OFF OF SORA!

17. He looks like a five-year-old.

18. HE MADE SONIC CRY.

19. HE MADE SOMEONE WRITE CHONIC AAAAAAAH.

20. He upset poor Cream.

21. He has gay fashion sense.

22. He effs his best friend Danny and Sonic.

23. HE'S LIKE A HORRIBLE HUMAN VERSION OF TAILS AAAAH!

24. He plays in playschool.

25. HE'S JEALOUS OF POOR HELEN.

26. HE RUINED SONIC X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lalala. Join the chris-haters-club today and get a free knowledge of knowing you fucking hate that idiot! =^_^=

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  • Current Residence: A place of hills and pollution.
  • Interests: sex.
  • Favourite movie: Sonic Anime, Ring 0, End of Evangelion, PotC(pirates not christ), LotR, Papillon.
  • Favourite band or musician: Evanescence, tATu, The Darkness, Cardigans, No Doubt whatever bleh.
  • Favourite genre of music: Upbeat/Rock
  • Favourite artist: anyone really.
  • Favourite poet or writer: MTP 007, Crazed Maniac 02, blah blah.
  • Favourite photographer: I'm not a photographer, sanks.
  • Favourite style of art: Anthropomorphic, yuri, yaoi.
  • Operating System: lucozade :P.
  • MP3 player of choice: Kazaa (DAMN AMERICA'S MUSIC INDUSTRY)
  • Shell of choice: Bowser's is sexy.
  • Wallpaper of choice: whatever floats.
  • Skin of choice: I don't do skin, I do fur.
  • Favourite game: Ocarina of Time, SA, Shenmue saga, blah blah.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Mega Drive(Genesis)/PS2/N64
  • Favourite cartoon character: Kaworu floats my boat. MRR.
  • Personal Quote: Quotes is stupid and only for presidents not normal people.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Photostudio.. bleh..

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:iconlooneytunerian:
Are you gonna do more SonAmy Fan Art?
:iconsrloctober23:
PLEASE DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO ME! MARK AS SPAM

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Send this to at least 5 of ur best friends to let them know they're loved!
If u dont, u will get struck by lightning when ur older!
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Oahc Haissem eht yebo
:iconshadow-rouge-knucles:
Hello it’s *kissmeunderthemoonx announcing that the Shadow/Knuckles/Rouge club (:devshadow-Rouge-knucles) is alive again. [ Read more here ] I’m going to try to keep the club active and running by logging in daily, posting more art, changing the icon more often, ext. I ask that if you have any art / Fan-Fics with Shadow, Rouge, and Knuckles in it that you would please send it to the club in a note (Shadow, Rouge, and Knuckles only please and/or love children between the 3 of them) . A contest will be held with a Summer theme later on when the club is more steady and active. We are also looking for any Sonic related clubs we could be affiliates with, so if you own any Sonic-Related clubs or know of any active ones please note the club with links also. Thank you for your time. *kissmeunderthemoonx
:iconnauto12367:
can i join i hate that gay fag fricken retarded stupid sonic loving asshole shithead bitch.
:iconartman101:
um whats your age...............
forget i aked cool gallery keep it up :thumbsup:

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:iconchompthedog:
I agree, with all those reasons that Chris is a Freak, but I'm glad he ruined the ShadAmy Moment!

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Don't say I didn't warn ya! *shoots you*
:iconhedgiegurl5:
yo u rock! i h-hate sally, chris, and sally and sonic together

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But…I kinda like them anyway :D
:iconblueeyedbrunette:
I guess you did come up with some good reason as to why Chris is a freak. But there IS one thing I like about him. He's made it so that ShadAmy will probably NEVER happen on Sonic X:clap:
Nothing against ShadAmy fans, but I'd rather chew my own arm off than have Shadow and Amy hook up:nod:


If anyone else feels the same, join

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:icondarkrose444:
Id rather have sex with a hobo than have sonic and amy hook up but I dont go around telling ppl that.

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:iconkillercore007:
Finally, someone else who hates the TailsXcream thing.

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